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If your mount gives you the horse laugh, just turn his head around and look him straight in the eye ...

Down by the old millstream, or elsewhere, things are as great as ever— if you have the right pH factor and sophisticated fish ...

If you die without a valid Will, you’ll have absolutely nothing to say about who gets your property ...

Pity the poor college football umpire who loves the game with a pure passion and merely calls them as he sees them ...

It's just possible that the reason you never ran that hundred yards under ten was, if anyone had told you about it, you should have been doing the breast stroke ...

Army field and battle Jackets may be adaptable for leisure and sportswear in peacetime ...

Yearning for the old time when a game was less a business and a boy could believe in his heroes ...

When a man learns not to strain at a gnat or a light switch, he has found happiness ...